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A rising column of billowing steam rose from a fissure in the rocky ground. The steam spread, darkening the skies above a small volcanic island in Iceland. The island was more of a rocky outcrop in the sea, no more than 50 yards across. Blistering heat from the crater warped my view of the small fissure’s depths. I was prepared for it, as an oceanic scientist should be, clad in a bulky deep sea heat suit.  The digital readout on my arm unit’s display told me it was 5,000 degrees in the crater’s center.

Sounds good, might as well check it out.

I repelled down, through the thick steam and into the fissure. I reached the floor of what I quickly realized was a cave partially filled with water. I stopped and gaped a bit at the water’s surface. It shimmered with a purple iridescence. Small fish darted about the rocks in the shallows. I noticed a dive knife on a nearby rock and put it in my belt. Might be useful.

I waded out into the water. It didn’t seem to be hot at all anymore, so I sank down, submerging myself. An incredible kaleidoscope of blues and purples flowed around me. The water illuminated  an underwater tunnel so I followed it. The tunnel continued for a bit before the floor came up and opened into another chamber. I surfaced to discover the water was only a couple feet deep. On each side of the chamber were rows of alcoves, each holding a sunken boat still on its trailer. The alcoves continued for 100 yards down the cavern’s walls. The glittering illumination from the water let me see each alcove had a boat. There must have been dozens.

The boat chamber eventually ended with another underwater tunnel, so I continued. The water’s light abruptly ended at the entrance to the tunnel and I swam on, awkwardly in my suit, into the darkness. It soon felt like the tunnel had opened up, and I turned on the lights mounted on the top of my dive helmet. A huge underwater cave appeared. Pillars of volcanic rock supported the domed ceiling.

I hardly noticed all this, however, because my lights had revealed something else. One million sleeping sharks. I could have counted them all, but I didn’t have to. I knew there was one million exactly. The bright blue sharks carpeted the cave floor, gently swaying back and forth with the current. I froze, and started to back out very slowly.

Hoooolllly shit. I’m out of here.

They started to wake up, shaking themselves out of a deep sleep. It didn’t take long for them to notice me and start gliding through the water in my direction. I frantically looked around for something with which to defend myself. I reached below me and grabbed a few rocks off the floor. Each rock I hurled at the approaching sharks moved through the water at an excruciatingly slow pace.

Oh right, it’s underwater. This isn’t going to work very well.

I retreated through the tunnel into the boat cave and stood up in the shallow water. All light coming from the water had been extinguished and not even my helmet lights could penetrate its surface now. Shark fins knifed up through the surface and began to circle me. Occasionally one would brush up against my legs and feet. They seemed more curious than hostile. I wasn’t afraid. I gently tried to push them away. I took the knife off my belt, but didn’t use it’s razor sharp edge. There was no need to hurt them. Instead I kept the knife’s tip down and just tried to nudge them away.

We’d done it.  My team had just pulled off an incredible score.  A $7.1 million gold bar stored  beneath a natural cavern in a seemingly impenetrable vault.  The cave was a popular tourist attraction, and we started our escape, blending in amidst scattered groups of Boy Scouts taking in its sights.  All we had left to bypass was the security checkpoint at the cave’s exit.

The guard searched through our bags with the boredom typical of such a mundane post.  As he was about to zip up our last duffel bag he paused.  He reached in and held up a small piece of plastic, raising his eyebrows as he regarded us.  It was a portion of a security badge identical to the one he was wearing.

We froze, looking at one another.  As the guard was about to say something I interjected.  “Ah Paul, how could you forget you had our parking badge on you?  Now how are we going to pay for our parking spot?”  The guard looked puzzled for a moment, but then tossed it to me with a smile, zipped up the bag and sent us on our way.

Voices raised in alarm sounded behind us.  The cavern’s curator came running up, arms flailing wildly when they weren’t pushing the thick-rimmed  glasses back up his nose.  “The gold!  The gold is gone!  It’s been stolen!”  My team and I quietly and calmly walked away, smiles growing on our faces.

The guard snapped to attention.  “How?  When?!”

“I don’t know!” moaned the curator.  “It may have been days ago, I haven’t been down there recently.”  His eyebrows shot up as a realization hit him.  “The lion feeders!  They were the last ones down there, it must have been them!”

Back in our secret lair

Champagne corks popped and spirits were high.  “That was a close one, Earl.”

“Yes it was, team,” I said as  I donned my sunglasses.  “Looks like we, leveraged, our way out of that one.”

YEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!